My Boyfriend and....ze parte 3

MICHELLE? is this show trying to hurt my heart? god elizabethwrinkles' blonde hair is distracting me as much as ali's wrinkles (seen at right) did last time i blogged. 

anyyyway, they are trying to figure out if crazy michelle hooked up with my boyfriend craig.  oh my gahd the winner gets to take THREE bitches on his date!

swoonz.

he is taking jessie the hollywood madame; gwen, the botox queen from the dark ages; and wrinkles mcgee!  michelles got that crazy look in  her eyes again.  i love it.  they are all in bafing suits getting into the limo.  that can't be fun- wet bodies sticking to faux leather seats?  yuckz.  anyvaze.  ma bf, evil pdempz nipple's are on permanent salute.  they are frolicking in the waves.  crotchety queen gwen has a surprisingly hot bod for a 56 year old.  

anyvaze, they are talking in direct sunlight and gramma wrinkles (word up to the original!) is flirting and her non-bf "kovax" says he don't want people thinking they are together and that lying and deceiving are his middle name.  so cheesetastic.  elizabeth is already talking about her heart getting broken.  bitch you been there THREE HOURS.  (sidenote its only 9:03)

crispy orange chicken said she was falling in love with jesse (he has tattoos) while i was in the kitchen making myself a petite pb&j.  idiotz.

my bf, craiggypoo just was told by melissa's giant married teeth that he had to pick one of the three broads to continue and be safe.  he picked jessi and they are awkwardly dancing (they literally just bumped heads) dancing to this band i THINK is the calling and they were cool roughly 7 years ago.  there is no romance here, they are still dancing in the way the most white people do when they don't really know how, i.e., jumping in place, pointing at each other etc etc.  

gwen and gramma wrinkles are going back to the house.  wompity wompz ladies!

ONLY 45 mins to go!!! ze parte 4 coming right up!